Huh….? 

Oh my god what?? 

What am I missing here?!?! OAO

boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

berwaldvainamoinen:

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bosswantstomato:

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bosswantstomato:

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bosswantstomato:

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bosswantstomato:

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bosswantstomato:

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bosswantstomato:

bosswantstomato:

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AHHHHH!!!!

I just Skyped with the most adorable dork on the face of the planet!!!!!

Goodness she is just the most beautiful person and wondeful and AHHHH!!

I was such a weirdo compared to someone as wonderful and awesome as her!! I can’t wait…

Nnnnooooooooooo im not adorable iv’e told you this at least a million times!!!! you on the other hand…cutecutecutebeautifulandjustperfectok

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But I’m noooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! Arlette!!! I’m nooott!! You’re the one who’s just ahhh /)-u-(\ I just can’t handle all of your adorableness~! It’s killing me and I just want to keep you and hug you and and !!! Ahhh!! Just thinking about it all is making me wanna smooch your cheeks!!! You’re too adorable and cute and beautiful and wonderful and awesome for your own good!!! Ahh, it shouldn’t be legal!!!

youre making me blush i told you not to do this omg ahhh!!! I’m you you’re just i cant handle you because you’re perfection i juist fjygfjhnygjheg *long distance hug and cheek smooch because you’re wonderful and ilove you so much fjygh*

Ahhhhhhhhh

I’m dying!!!

Nope, sorry! goodbye friends I am gone!

Thiss cutie has gone and killed me with all of her awesomeness and beauty and AHHH

I’m gone! //dies of all the cuteness and just the perfection of the most beautiful girl ever!!!

((P. S. This person, bosswantstomato, is the pref person in the universe and you have to meet her!! She’s lovely and wonderful~! And she has really pretty hairrrrrr!!! Plus her eyes sparkle like diamonds!! How much more beautiful are you gonna be before people realize that it’s illegal to be that wonderfully/beautiful??????))

Nnoooo honey come back dont die!!! I don’t deserve these compliments but you give them to me non stop all the time ;w; plus my eyes only really sparkle when i talk to you because you make me really happy and stuff nfvhb  ((And no i’m not dont listen to her omg shes the perfect one her she’s adorable and has the cutest voice in the world if you haven’t heard it you are missing out because it’s fricken cute no lie)) 

You’re eyes are the most beautiful-est things in the whole world!!! You can’t deny it!! And that’s a lie, omg you stop it!! And you deserve every compliment and so much more!!!!!
((No, no she’s lying you guys. Everything she says is a big lie, so don’t listen to a word she says! She’s the one who’s beautiful and you should just see the way she gets all flustered it’s beautiful!! u w u like OMG you are just adorable and wonderful and she is the most precious thing in the whole wide world!!!))

Chrystaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nnnnnooo!!!  And who wouldn’t get flustered with compliments from you i mean you’re a perfect angel and i don’t know what i did to deserve to meet such a wonderful person and no it’s not i swear its true ((its not beautiful its embarrassing!! And do nott listen to her nope nope not true i sense liess!!))

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I’m not a perfect angel or anything!!! You’re like a freaking deity and just asdfghjkl;!!!

Ahhh, you’re perf, so shush!! You’re the best okay? Just shhhhhh

((No, i’m not lying. She’s a wonderful person!!! And she deserves all the love in the world!!! Ahhh, and she’s such a cutie!! I don’t know how to describe her anymore!! Words just fail me when it comes to her!!!!))

* rolls around and dies* im not the best! im talking to the best right now!! youuu!!! you got me a blushin and a squealin stahp! ((liess!! can someone just give this precious baby everything she’s ever wanted in the universe she deserves it ohmygosh and i have no words anymore just squeals))

No, bo, bby come back!! You can’t die!! I’ve still got so much praise for you!! Ahh, dear you’re too sweet for your own good!!! I’m gonna et you up if ya don’t stop!! Ahhhh v w v!!! ((No, shush, I don’t need anything, cause she’s lying to y’all! she’s the one whos the most adorable and it’s final! Ah, she even got her own fan club. Yes, she’s that adorable! yes, yessssss! She’s so precious and wonderfulllll Ahhh, no words can describe anything she does beacuse of the sheer awesomeness!!!! /);A;(\ ))

>///< i d ont understaaand how you could possibly compliment me more oh my goodness sweetie stop it aHHh!! ((i dont have a fanclub nnO!!! stoooaaap))

No, I will never stop calling and telling you how cute and wonderful you are, because you are!!! You’re the most precious babu out there and I will love you forever and ever~! ((And you do!! I’m making the T-shirts right now XDD))

Yes! I will go around and ask… Or make a post! Free t-shirts to the first fifty sign-up’ees! >:D

bosswantstomato:

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bosswantstomato:

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bosswantstomato:

xxsilverxcrossesxx:

bosswantstomato:

xxsilverxcrossesxx:

bosswantstomato:

bosswantstomato:

xxsilverxcrossesxx:

AHHHHH!!!!

I just Skyped with the most adorable dork on the face of the planet!!!!!

Goodness she is just the most beautiful person and wondeful and AHHHH!!

I was such a weirdo compared to someone as wonderful and awesome as her!! I can’t wait…

Nnnnooooooooooo im not adorable iv’e told you this at least a million times!!!! you on the other hand…cutecutecutebeautifulandjustperfectok

asddfgfhghjkjjlflfkasdfkjs—-

But I’m noooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! Arlette!!! I’m nooott!! You’re the one who’s just ahhh /)-u-(\ I just can’t handle all of your adorableness~! It’s killing me and I just want to keep you and hug you and and !!! Ahhh!! Just thinking about it all is making me wanna smooch your cheeks!!! You’re too adorable and cute and beautiful and wonderful and awesome for your own good!!! Ahh, it shouldn’t be legal!!!

youre making me blush i told you not to do this omg ahhh!!! I’m you you’re just i cant handle you because you’re perfection i juist fjygfjhnygjheg *long distance hug and cheek smooch because you’re wonderful and ilove you so much fjygh*

Ahhhhhhhhh

I’m dying!!!

Nope, sorry! goodbye friends I am gone!

Thiss cutie has gone and killed me with all of her awesomeness and beauty and AHHH

I’m gone! //dies of all the cuteness and just the perfection of the most beautiful girl ever!!!

((P. S. This person, bosswantstomato, is the pref person in the universe and you have to meet her!! She’s lovely and wonderful~! And she has really pretty hairrrrrr!!! Plus her eyes sparkle like diamonds!! How much more beautiful are you gonna be before people realize that it’s illegal to be that wonderfully/beautiful??????))

Nnoooo honey come back dont die!!! I don’t deserve these compliments but you give them to me non stop all the time ;w; plus my eyes only really sparkle when i talk to you because you make me really happy and stuff nfvhb  ((And no i’m not dont listen to her omg shes the perfect one her she’s adorable and has the cutest voice in the world if you haven’t heard it you are missing out because it’s fricken cute no lie)) 

You’re eyes are the most beautiful-est things in the whole world!!! You can’t deny it!! And that’s a lie, omg you stop it!! And you deserve every compliment and so much more!!!!!
((No, no she’s lying you guys. Everything she says is a big lie, so don’t listen to a word she says! She’s the one who’s beautiful and you should just see the way she gets all flustered it’s beautiful!! u w u like OMG you are just adorable and wonderful and she is the most precious thing in the whole wide world!!!))

Chrystaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nnnnnooo!!!  And who wouldn’t get flustered with compliments from you i mean you’re a perfect angel and i don’t know what i did to deserve to meet such a wonderful person and no it’s not i swear its true ((its not beautiful its embarrassing!! And do nott listen to her nope nope not true i sense liess!!))

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I’m not a perfect angel or anything!!! You’re like a freaking deity and just asdfghjkl;!!!

Ahhh, you’re perf, so shush!! You’re the best okay? Just shhhhhh

((No, i’m not lying. She’s a wonderful person!!! And she deserves all the love in the world!!! Ahhh, and she’s such a cutie!! I don’t know how to describe her anymore!! Words just fail me when it comes to her!!!!))

* rolls around and dies* im not the best! im talking to the best right now!! youuu!!! you got me a blushin and a squealin stahp! ((liess!! can someone just give this precious baby everything she’s ever wanted in the universe she deserves it ohmygosh and i have no words anymore just squeals))

No, bo, bby come back!! You can’t die!! I’ve still got so much praise for you!! Ahh, dear you’re too sweet for your own good!!! I’m gonna et you up if ya don’t stop!! Ahhhh v w v!!! ((No, shush, I don’t need anything, cause she’s lying to y’all! she’s the one whos the most adorable and it’s final! Ah, she even got her own fan club. Yes, she’s that adorable! yes, yessssss! She’s so precious and wonderfulllll Ahhh, no words can describe anything she does beacuse of the sheer awesomeness!!!! /);A;(\ ))

bosswantstomato:

xxsilverxcrossesxx:

bosswantstomato:

xxsilverxcrossesxx:

bosswantstomato:

xxsilverxcrossesxx:

bosswantstomato:

bosswantstomato:

xxsilverxcrossesxx:

AHHHHH!!!!

I just Skyped with the most adorable dork on the face of the planet!!!!!

Goodness she is just the most beautiful person and wondeful and AHHHH!!

I was such a weirdo compared to someone as wonderful and awesome as her!! I can’t wait…

Nnnnooooooooooo im not adorable iv’e told you this at least a million times!!!! you on the other hand…cutecutecutebeautifulandjustperfectok

asddfgfhghjkjjlflfkasdfkjs—-

But I’m noooooooooooooooooooooooooottttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!! Arlette!!! I’m nooott!! You’re the one who’s just ahhh /)-u-(\ I just can’t handle all of your adorableness~! It’s killing me and I just want to keep you and hug you and and !!! Ahhh!! Just thinking about it all is making me wanna smooch your cheeks!!! You’re too adorable and cute and beautiful and wonderful and awesome for your own good!!! Ahh, it shouldn’t be legal!!!

youre making me blush i told you not to do this omg ahhh!!! I’m you you’re just i cant handle you because you’re perfection i juist fjygfjhnygjheg *long distance hug and cheek smooch because you’re wonderful and ilove you so much fjygh*

Ahhhhhhhhh

I’m dying!!!

Nope, sorry! goodbye friends I am gone!

Thiss cutie has gone and killed me with all of her awesomeness and beauty and AHHH

I’m gone! //dies of all the cuteness and just the perfection of the most beautiful girl ever!!!

((P. S. This person, bosswantstomato, is the pref person in the universe and you have to meet her!! She’s lovely and wonderful~! And she has really pretty hairrrrrr!!! Plus her eyes sparkle like diamonds!! How much more beautiful are you gonna be before people realize that it’s illegal to be that wonderfully/beautiful??????))

Nnoooo honey come back dont die!!! I don’t deserve these compliments but you give them to me non stop all the time ;w; plus my eyes only really sparkle when i talk to you because you make me really happy and stuff nfvhb  ((And no i’m not dont listen to her omg shes the perfect one her she’s adorable and has the cutest voice in the world if you haven’t heard it you are missing out because it’s fricken cute no lie)) 

You’re eyes are the most beautiful-est things in the whole world!!! You can’t deny it!! And that’s a lie, omg you stop it!! And you deserve every compliment and so much more!!!!!
((No, no she’s lying you guys. Everything she says is a big lie, so don’t listen to a word she says! She’s the one who’s beautiful and you should just see the way she gets all flustered it’s beautiful!! u w u like OMG you are just adorable and wonderful and she is the most precious thing in the whole wide world!!!))

Chrystaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa nnnnnooo!!!  And who wouldn’t get flustered with compliments from you i mean you’re a perfect angel and i don’t know what i did to deserve to meet such a wonderful person and no it’s not i swear its true ((its not beautiful its embarrassing!! And do nott listen to her nope nope not true i sense liess!!))

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo I’m not a perfect angel or anything!!! You’re like a freaking deity and just asdfghjkl;!!!

Ahhh, you’re perf, so shush!! You’re the best okay? Just shhhhhh

((No, i’m not lying. She’s a wonderful person!!! And she deserves all the love in the world!!! Ahhh, and she’s such a cutie!! I don’t know how to describe her anymore!! Words just fail me when it comes to her!!!!))

Omg

T-shirt… Yessss

With “Arlette is a cutie”

Or something.

Yes, it is law.

fcebk:

wants to be thin and hot for summer but also wants brownies

Yes, yes //nods with

We shoiuld start “Arlette is a cutie patootie” Club